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So I’d moved out to L.A., no agent, no manager, no life. I was screwed. I owed everybody money. I was really in a bad place. I was hanging out with this really great friend of mine, Greg Dulli, from Afghan Whigs. I was living on the couch of the guys from Bullet LaVolta. They were recording a record in L.A., and then they were like, “Okay, dude, we’re going back to Boston next week!” And I said, “Well, what about me?” They’re like, “Uh, you’re an adult. Tough shit.” [Laughs.] “We’re not your parents.”

So I found this place to live, taking care of dogs in South Central. I quit drinking, because I was out of my mind, and I got a job as a janitor at a drug and alcohol center, and I didn’t care about acting or… anything, really. For the first time in my life, I was like, “Oh, man. Thank you, God, for this turkey sandwich!” [Laughs.]

People were talking shit about L.A., my friends in New York, but I was like, “To me, L.A. is Tibet!”

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The great, great Donal Logue talking Random Roles over at the AV Club. I always love reading, and will never get tired of hearing, “I moved to LA and was broke and struggled and still struggle” stories, especially those of people you admire.

We’re all in this together.

As Donal Logue continues:

I’ve also found over the years that those environments are usually welcoming. People want people to do well. You can get focused on the bitter side of it, like, “Everybody wants you to fail, everybody’s keeping the door closed to you,” but that’s not true at all. Everybody’s kind of in the same boat. Everybody’s kind of a freelancer. If Phil Alden Robinson doesn’t keep writing hit scripts or big movies, then he goes somewhere else. The same with the executives and stuff.

mattfractionblog:

TUESDAY
L.A. WEEKLY: Why wouldn’t you make the changes to Killer Joe requested by the ratings board?
WILLIAM FRIEDKIN: Fuck them where they breathe. 

So there’s my new favorite response to anything ever. Thank you, William Friedkin.

mattfractionblog:

TUESDAY

L.A. WEEKLY: Why wouldn’t you make the changes to Killer Joe requested by the ratings board?

WILLIAM FRIEDKIN: Fuck them where they breathe. 

So there’s my new favorite response to anything ever. Thank you, William Friedkin.

They don’t make ‘em like they used to.

This shot.

This shot.

mattfractionblog:

ribbonofdreams:

In Rio Bravo, director Howard Hawks had the sets constructed at 7/8th scale so the actors would appear larger than life.

hey comickers:
you can do crazy shit like this too.

Always reblog Howard Hawks. Always.

mattfractionblog:

ribbonofdreams:

In Rio Bravo, director Howard Hawks had the sets constructed at 7/8th scale so the actors would appear larger than life.

hey comickers:

you can do crazy shit like this too.

Always reblog Howard Hawks. Always.

Fun with Panorama at Mt Hollywood in Griffith Park. (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood Sign)

Fun with Panorama at Mt Hollywood in Griffith Park. (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood Sign)

A pretty nice little Saturday… (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood Sign)

A pretty nice little Saturday… (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood Sign)


“While everyone’s lost, the battle is won, with all these things that I’ve done.”
(Taken with Instagram at The Fonda Theatre)

“While everyone’s lost, the battle is won, with all these things that I’ve done.”

(Taken with Instagram at The Fonda Theatre)


“I feel my vision slipping in and out of focus, but I’m pushing on for that horizon. I’m pushing on…” 
(Taken with Instagram at The Fonda Theatre)

“I feel my vision slipping in and out of focus, but I’m pushing on for that horizon. I’m pushing on…”

(Taken with Instagram at The Fonda Theatre)

ALL THESE THINGS THAT I’VE DONE… (Taken with Instagram at The Fonda Theatre)

ALL THESE THINGS THAT I’VE DONE… (Taken with Instagram at The Fonda Theatre)

HIGHER AND HIGHER WE’RE GONNA TAKE IT! (Taken with Instagram at The Fonda Theatre)

HIGHER AND HIGHER WE’RE GONNA TAKE IT! (Taken with Instagram at The Fonda Theatre)

The Conversation

“How’s your girlfriend liking Vegas?”

“Great, but she has to come back early.”

“Really, why?”

“She’s got an audition on Thursday.”

“Ah.”

“She has to tape it, there’s nowhere in Vegas to do it, so she has to fly back here and tape it by Wednesday morning.”

“That sucks.”

“Yeah, but she needs the work. She’s, uh, kinda broke…”

“That bad?”

“Well, she can’t pay rent. There’s a discussion coming…”

“Uh oh. You going to-“

“I dunno, man…. I dunno. After this audition, maybe…”

So that’s a conversation I overheard this week at the gym and also one I overhear EVERY DAMN DAY.

No joke, that’s The Conversation. That’s the LA Conversation:

Actress who’s broke but goes to Vegas anyways, can’t pay rent, fingers crossed this audition goes well, all problems will be solved. And luckily her boyfriend can float her until then.

I’ve heard a variation of it while hiking in Runyon Canyon; I’ve heard it at parties, I’ve heard it at Starbucks, I’ve heard it while buying popcorn at The Arclight, I’ve heard it while drinking at Thirsty Crow. I’ve heard it at fucking Target for fucks sake. 

Substitute girlfriend or actress for boyfriend or screenwriter; substitute Vegas for… well, Vegas. The only people who go to Vegas are people who can’t afford it. Substitute the audition for the interview or the internship or the date or the meeting.

Every person here is one step removed from both fame and obscurity, fortune and poverty. One step in either direction. Everyone is on that line. So many people are making it work, and so many aren’t. And those that aren’t, aren’t trying. I love watching my friends take the right step and I love watching people actually try when so many just don’t.

People can’t afford their dreams.

And yet they go to Vegas.

Sometimes I feel like my only friend is the city I live in, the City of Angels…
(That’s the cardinal directions from the top of the parking garage at The Arclight, yesterday at sunset. The Hollywood Sign and Hills, Downtown Los Angeles, Century City and West LA, and Hollywood and the other side of The Hills.)
(Taken with Instagram at ArcLight Cinemas Hollywood)

Sometimes I feel like my only friend is the city I live in, the City of Angels…

(That’s the cardinal directions from the top of the parking garage at The Arclight, yesterday at sunset. The Hollywood Sign and Hills, Downtown Los Angeles, Century City and West LA, and Hollywood and the other side of The Hills.)

(Taken with Instagram at ArcLight Cinemas Hollywood)

Oh my god this is the most fantastic thing I’ve seen in a LONG time.

Per the Slate article:

…the glimpses we get through Jeff’s eponymous apartment window in the 1954 Hitchcock classic are recut into a single panoramic shot; we then see a fast-forwarded time-lapse vision of that backyard view as the plot of the movie unfolds. The video’s creator, Jeff Desom, explains:

I dissected all of Hitchcock’s Rear Window and stitched it back together in After Effects. I stabilized all the shots with camera movement in them. Since everything was filmed from pretty much the same angle I was able to match them into a single panoramic view of the entire backyard without any greater distortions. The order of events stays true to the movie’s plot.

It’s important to note that the three-minute version below is actually a “making of” video; the full installation, called Rear Window loop,” is 20 minutes long.

I just rewatched Rear Window a week or two ago, showing it to a friend who’d never seen it before (a travesty, really.) Rear Window is my favorite Hitchcock film, one of my personal favorite films, and, arguably, in my opinion, one of the greatest movies ever made.

It’s the movie where I fell in love with Grace Kelly.

It’s a movie that is classic Hollywood, and a movie that stands the test of time, and absolutely a movie that couldn’t be made, in that way and style and pacing, today. The opening wordlessly sets up the nature of James Stewart’s life, a photographer injured in the line, stuck at home, engaging voyeuristically in his neighbors affairs, in love with a beautiful, younger model who he can’t marry because she’s too perfect. Sigh.

What follows is a work of incredible talent, of Hitchcock at his best, of a young Grace Kelly and dashing James Stewart, of suspense and pacing and cinematographical perfection. (I’m just making up words at this point.)

My friend asked “Am I prettier than Gracy Kelly?” and I laughed and said “Nobody is prettier than Grace Kelly.” Calm down, Ladies, there’s plenty of me to go around.

Anyways, the above clip is phenomenal, and a work of genius.

So last night I got to witness a trainwreck.
At the end of January, Dane Cook had a much publicized breakdown at the Laugh Factory, where he went on a 45 minute misogynistic rant. Read it at the link for a taste.
Last night, he did it again. It was a shorter set, maybe 15 minutes. But it was worse.
Let me preface this all with a few things, so we’ve got some context:
I do not like Dane Cook. I’ve never been a Dane Cook fan. It’s just my opinion and my tastes in comedy, and I’ve just never been a fan of the guy.
Before Dane Cook went on stage, my second least-favorite comic crashed the stage, Daniel Tosh. I don’t think reading the top five funny comments on a YouTube video makes you a comedy genius.
So I was already not feeling the Laugh Factory vibe.
I do not go to comedy shows in LA. I’ve been to a few, and I genuinely like most of the young working comedians in LA. Shows at Nerd Melt/Meltdown have been great, and I have friends in the comedy scene. But there’s nothing worse than watching people try to be funny who aren’t. I have friends who think they’re funny and they try so damn hard. And I have friends who are genuinely funny. @paulbartunek’s “27 Presses” tumblr from earlier this week is one of the funniest things anyone has said/done in a long time, I’ve laughed about it all week. But when people are like, “You don’t want to go to amateur night at the Comedy Store?” and I say no and they judge me… I enjoy comedy. I even enjoy watching BAD comedy, comedy that is a work in progress or comedy that is failing, like some sketches/episodes of SNL, where you just sit there watching awful comedy… But that’s different that watching someone who’s genuinely not funny TRYING to be funny and forcing it so hard. There is something to learn from watching funny people fail at comedy, there is nothing to learn from someone who doesn’t understand comedy.
I didn’t pay to get into the Laugh Factory, so it’s not like my night was ruined, and it’s not like I have any right to be pissed or anything. 
So, when I saw Dane Cook walk to the stage, I turned to my friend and said “Uh oh.” He gave me a look, and I asked if he’d heard of Dane’s previous breakdown. He hadn’t. I quickly gave him the gist of it. I wondered, hoped, we wouldn’t get the same thing.
And Dane Cook opened with the abortion joke.
And I just shook my head and steeled myself for the rest.
I said this short, 15 minute set was worse than the 45 minute version, because you can look at that 45 minute set as the rambling, incoherent, stream-of-consciousness mess of a man with problems with women. But the 15 minute set means he’s been THINKING AND REVISING AND WORKING on it, which means it was INTENTIONAL.
And he went into the “I fuck my fans” rant, about how he loves twitter cause he can DM his hot female fans and ask them to come to his place to fuck, “no dinner or anything”, just to fuck. And then he sends them on their way.
And then he said this:

“It’s not misogyny if it’s true.”

And there was a beat of silence that I and I alone broke with a half-gasped-half-choked-half-exclaimed-in-bewilderment-nervous-awful-laugh-noise and I immediately clamped my hand over my mouth.
He went on, but it was clear he was lost and dark.
I know Dane had some tough family issues over the past few years, and he’s clearly working through a LOT of problems with women and relationships…
But, Dane, man… That’s not the way to do it. At all.

So last night I got to witness a trainwreck.

At the end of January, Dane Cook had a much publicized breakdown at the Laugh Factory, where he went on a 45 minute misogynistic rant. Read it at the link for a taste.

Last night, he did it again. It was a shorter set, maybe 15 minutes. But it was worse.

Let me preface this all with a few things, so we’ve got some context:

  • I do not like Dane Cook. I’ve never been a Dane Cook fan. It’s just my opinion and my tastes in comedy, and I’ve just never been a fan of the guy.
  • Before Dane Cook went on stage, my second least-favorite comic crashed the stage, Daniel Tosh. I don’t think reading the top five funny comments on a YouTube video makes you a comedy genius.
  • So I was already not feeling the Laugh Factory vibe.
  • I do not go to comedy shows in LA. I’ve been to a few, and I genuinely like most of the young working comedians in LA. Shows at Nerd Melt/Meltdown have been great, and I have friends in the comedy scene. But there’s nothing worse than watching people try to be funny who aren’t. I have friends who think they’re funny and they try so damn hard. And I have friends who are genuinely funny. @paulbartunek’s “27 Presses” tumblr from earlier this week is one of the funniest things anyone has said/done in a long time, I’ve laughed about it all week. But when people are like, “You don’t want to go to amateur night at the Comedy Store?” and I say no and they judge me… I enjoy comedy. I even enjoy watching BAD comedy, comedy that is a work in progress or comedy that is failing, like some sketches/episodes of SNL, where you just sit there watching awful comedy… But that’s different that watching someone who’s genuinely not funny TRYING to be funny and forcing it so hard. There is something to learn from watching funny people fail at comedy, there is nothing to learn from someone who doesn’t understand comedy.
  • I didn’t pay to get into the Laugh Factory, so it’s not like my night was ruined, and it’s not like I have any right to be pissed or anything. 

So, when I saw Dane Cook walk to the stage, I turned to my friend and said “Uh oh.” He gave me a look, and I asked if he’d heard of Dane’s previous breakdown. He hadn’t. I quickly gave him the gist of it. I wondered, hoped, we wouldn’t get the same thing.

And Dane Cook opened with the abortion joke.

And I just shook my head and steeled myself for the rest.

I said this short, 15 minute set was worse than the 45 minute version, because you can look at that 45 minute set as the rambling, incoherent, stream-of-consciousness mess of a man with problems with women. But the 15 minute set means he’s been THINKING AND REVISING AND WORKING on it, which means it was INTENTIONAL.

And he went into the “I fuck my fans” rant, about how he loves twitter cause he can DM his hot female fans and ask them to come to his place to fuck, “no dinner or anything”, just to fuck. And then he sends them on their way.

And then he said this:

“It’s not misogyny if it’s true.”

And there was a beat of silence that I and I alone broke with a half-gasped-half-choked-half-exclaimed-in-bewilderment-nervous-awful-laugh-noise and I immediately clamped my hand over my mouth.

He went on, but it was clear he was lost and dark.

I know Dane had some tough family issues over the past few years, and he’s clearly working through a LOT of problems with women and relationships…

But, Dane, man… That’s not the way to do it. At all.